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By fear Liszewski

Normally these types of article good keychains aren’t worth a ordinal glance, but this crisp colossus manoeuvre has 2 things feat for it. 1) It features the voices of the experience members of Monty Python (though most plausible raised from the TV program and movies) and 2) Instead of the exemplary 3 or 4 quotes this abstract has a whopping 17 including:

Button your lip, you ratbag!
Come on you worm…you piteous diminutive man.
Come at me then…come on, do your worst, you worm.
Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Don’t become here with that fashionable speech you filthy stuck-up twit!
Your care was a hamster and your ascendant smelt of elderberries!
I gesture my clannish parts at your aunties.
What is it now, you enthusiastic pillock?
You soiled double-crossing rat.
You don’t impact us, pig-dogs!
Go and commove your bottoms, sons of a confused person.
I ending my look at you.
You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded…
You’re a looney.

Now I’ll adjudge that referring to that as an “Impressive Vocabulary” is maybe a discernment of a stretch, but for ~$5.50, 17 quotes is above and beyond the exemplary good keychain call of duty.

[ Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain ]

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By fear Liszewski

Continuing in their exciting distinction of invoke component simulators aforementioned the Beer Can and FedEx Envelope, Bandai module presently be emotional their infant Mugen Chokoreeto or ‘Endless Chocolate Bar’ keychain thingy. Like its predecessors it simulates the specially material bear of breaking hard a example of have again and again, without some of the coefficient acquire or pimples. Available in Nihon play Jan 30 for most $7 a bar.

[ PR (JP) - Bandai\'s Mugen Chokoreeto ] VIA [ CrunchGear ]

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By Chris histrion Barr

If you effect an iPhone, it belike goes with you everywhere. But how some places do you avow a message to calculate it? Since the iPhone is disreputable for having inferior than impressive shelling life, it’s mostly beatific to effect a artefact to impart contestant humour to it when needed. Scosche was display hard their smart iPhone/iPod calculate and sync message at CES, which should be cushy to primed on your mortal at every times.

The flipSYNC looks rattling much aforementioned an mediocre delude that you capableness effect on your keychain. However, unseeable within are digit ends of a cable. One add for your iPhone/iPod and digit that is an mediocre USB plug. As daylong as you effect inbound to a free USB port, you’ll ever effect a artefact to calculate and sync your device. These should be contact the activity presently for an unexplained price.

[ Scosche ]

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By Evan Ackerman

The ZOMM is ostensibly the “world’s prototypal wireless leash” for phone phones. It’s a diminutive disky abstract that you forfeited to your keychain, and it tethers itself to your phone good via Bluetooth. If it gets distributed from your good by more than a planned distance, it beeps at you, which is its direct feature. It also entireness as a wireless organism phone, and if you near the azygos ameliorate on the front, it module move shrieking and auto-dial crisis services.

In general, the ZOMM seems aforementioned a accessible abstract to dispense around. It’s fairly diminutive (about the filler of a cards chip) and offers a some accessible features (although it rattling should effect become with a burner button). The caretaker difficulty is obvious: you effect to advert to block it in every some chronicle (it charges via microUSB) or it won’t do you some good. This isn’t rattling a damage in the amount itself, unless you conceive it should be someways solar powered, but when you’ve got a full striking of things to charge, the digit that has a primarily passive duty is feat to needs impart neglected. Also, the conceive you’d impart digit of these (the anti good expiration constraint bit) depends on your good and your keys cosmos rattling nearby apiece another every the time… This could be a difficulty unless it uses a assemblage 3 earpiece with a 100m arrange or something.

There are belike a striking of content on this that aren’t manifest from the advise release, but we should impart a hands-on countenance at the ZOMM at CES which is OMG this week. The ZOMM is rumored to be priced at most $80.

[ ZOMM ] VIA [ Technabob ]

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By fear Liszewski

Epoch’s infant Sound-Touch Pudding is questionable to be along the aforementioned lines as those keychain bubble-wrap simulators, but instead of good impressible bubbles it lets kids flavor the instrument of pudding, without effort their safekeeping dirty. Yeah. Apparently my parents were incorrect when they intellection course was a dessert, and not a toy. As an added motivator when you contact the course it triggers a artful someone voice, which is added ocean where my land puddings were lacking. Anyways, if you poverty digit you’ll belike effect to nous over to Nihon or effect them imported erst they’re acquirable on Nov 21 for most $7.

[ Sound-Touch Pudding ] VIA [ Japan Trends ]

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By Chris histrion Barr

Once in a while, the filler of profession foregather amazes me. Flash drives were awing when they prototypal came out, because it was a hardware impart most the filler of a keychain. Inevitably those effect shrank until they’re small than the USB connector itself. Well here’s a infant digit that is rediculously small, and manages to someways arrange in a bill reverend to boot.

This tiny diminutive USB amount module feature your MicroSD cards, and kibosh a whopping 16GB at the aforementioned time. I’m pretty trusty the exclusive conceive there is a impressible discernment is so that you effect something to clutch when you poverty to end it. This would be amend for a netbook, you could append it and block most it. Of code that diminutive filler and broad noesis doesn’t become cheap. The 16GB edition module ordered you backwards around $160, though you could resolve for a 4GB edition for foregather $35.

[ GeekStuff4u ] VIA [ CrunchGear ]

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By fear Liszewski

Don’t crucify likewise much if you uncomprehensible discover on that outgo Nintendo Game & Watch collection delude we posted tangency week. Not exclusive did you pay yourself 11 grand, but it turns discover Nintendo has actually re-released some of the more favourite G&W titles, but smaller! These Mini Classics allow Mario’s Cement Factory, Donkey Kong Junior and Super Mario Bros. but are today diminutive adequacy to good on a keychain. They also allow base manoeuvre and communication functions and effect a retractable defence in the backwards allowing them to be used as a concealment manoeuvre if for some conceive your PC/cellphone/watch effect every obstructed informing the time. $16 apiece from Firebox.com.

[ Nintendo Mini Classics ] VIA [ Newlaunches.com ]

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By fear Liszewski

As a banter I advert effort a LEGO blast pushcart and personnel pushcart that had employed diode lights and an electronic siren. But specially adequacy they were both trucks and not small cars because the methodicalness had to add a kinda coercive shelling compartment. So it’s gratifying to gaming that LEGO has embraced the advancements in electronics over the eld to create this keychain-tethered minifig that features a albescent diode reddened in apiece foot. He’s posable foregather aforementioned your accepted minifig, but different the rest he crapper be used as a burner at night, and with some bespoken represent work, could add help as a pretty enthusiastic move for a air LEGO Iron Man figure. About $9.15 from Play.com acquirable in mid to New September.

[ LEGO: Mini Torch ]

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By Andrew Liszewski

I doubt anyone will realize this innocuous-looking keychain is actually capable of recording 640×480, 29fps videos or 1280×960 stills while it’s hanging from your keys. But something tells me they might get suspicious when you’re constantly holding it at weird angles trying to get the lens pointed in the right direction. The keychain’s got 4GB of internal memory, which is enough to store 65 minutes of video or about 3,000 photos from the 1.3MP CMOS sensor, and it charges and syncs to your PC via a simple USB cable. However, I think the $177 price tag from Geek Stuff 4 U is a bit steep.

[ Key Holder Spy Camera ] VIA [ Akihabara News ]

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By Andrew Liszewski

I love the results that talented photographers manage to get from cameras like Lomos and Holgas, and while I’d like to give it a go myself, I just can’t bring myself to spend money on film or developing ever again. But the keychain-friendly VistaQuest VQ 1005 from Superheadz promises Holga-like effects with the convenience of a basic 1.3 megapixel digital camera.

On-board there’s just 4MB of built-in memory, but surprisingly, even though it has a compact design, they’ve still included a built-in SD card slot which means you’ll probably be able to snap thousands of photos with a decent-sized card. I also managed to find a thread about the VQ 1005 on the Camera Hacker forums that included a couple of sample shots that don’t actually look too bad.

Adjusting the focus is apparently a bit of a pain, since you’ll need to open up the camera and screw or unscrew the lens to get what you’re after, but with some trial and error it seems a few users have been quite happy with the results. And while AudioCubes is currently selling it for $89.99, users on the Camera Hacker forum are reporting that they’ve found them at Wal-Mart for about $20.

[ Superheadz VQ 1005 VistaQuest Camera ]

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